Welcome to Radiation-Oncology.
Please take a seat in the waiting area. You will be the only person under 60 here. This will earn you bonus cheek pinching points.
There are only two things you can prevent: forest fires and germy hands. Help yourself to some complimentary hand sanitizer.
A relaxing spa awaits.
Do be in awe of this bad boy. He's about to radiate your guts.
And take care not to get your terry cloth robe caught in the lead door. Do not be alarmed that this door will not block out sounds of screams...of pleasure.
2 down, 4 to go.