Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Chez Duke

Welcome to Radiation-Oncology.


Please take a seat in the waiting area. You will be the only person under 60 here. This will earn you bonus cheek pinching points.


There are only two things you can prevent: forest fires and germy hands. Help yourself to some complimentary hand sanitizer.


Please look natural as we take your photograph for our upcoming brochure.


Enjoy your stay.


A relaxing spa awaits.


Do be in awe of this bad boy. He's about to radiate your guts.


And take care not to get your terry cloth robe caught in the lead door. Do not be alarmed that this door will not block out sounds of screams...of pleasure.


Please contact housekeeping for turn-down service.


2 down, 4 to go.

4 comments:

  1. Awwww. How is she doing. How are YOU doing, Mama?

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  2. Connie S. Johnson (Friend of Becky Bower)February 23, 2010 at 11:38 PM

    God Bless Each and Everyone of You!

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  3. Brave, sweet girl! We are all counting down with you and praying everday. How are you all doing??

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  4. I am tired but that kind of pales in comparison to cancer, so I try not to bitch and moan too much.

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