Yo! You know what you need in your life? MO' BACON. Mo' bacon is mo' better. Vegetarian? You could use some more quiche up in that mouth. Real men, real women, real children...they all eat quiche. Not those fake men. They eat plastic corn on the cob. Not the fake women, though, because they're dieting.
Tuesday, April 1, 2014
Sunday, March 30, 2014
Nothing much here. I've been watching a lot of Netflix. Like, A LOT. That's why I haven't been blogging. It must be showing because someone in my tap class recently asked me if I was pregnant. And it wasn't a man. And it wasn't a joke. And when I told her no, it was just a food baby, she didn't believe me and asked me AGAIN. So I guess I need to either do jumping jacks while I watch Netflix or eat more fiber so I can deliver my food babies before tap class . Once, a few years back, I ate a lot of Fiber One bars staying with some family not knowing the effect that more than one would have on my body and I can assure you that you do not want to eat more than one Fiber One bar per twenty-four hours unless you are well-stocked on toilet paper and want to read the same two issues of Consumer Reports in your aunt's bathroom.
Monday, January 6, 2014
As has been a trend lately, all of this happened several months ago. I was just too traumatized to post about it immediately following the event. This is how I remember hiking through a monsoon in the mountains on my period.