Monday, February 18, 2013

Save lives, lose weight!

So I've found the dopest way to lose weight.  And I mean dope like they meant it in 1992.


Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Boy-Pattern Baldness

A message from Daniel to each and every one of you reading this, unless you have already opened up your wallets, in which case we say THANKS FOR KEEPING IT REAL FOR THE BALD KIDS!:

Friday, February 1, 2013

The Final Countdown

So far in 2013, I have heard da-da-da-daaa...da-da-da-da...da-da-da-daaa...da-da-da-da-da-da-DA-da-da-DA-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-DA-DA-DAAAAAAAA approximately ninety-four and a half times before 7:30 a.m.