Sunday, November 28, 2010

Stupid is as Stupid Does Dart into Traffic.

What should I do with Eve's port?

16% of you said Turn it into a necklace.
51% of you said Turn it into a Christmas ornament.
33% of you said Turn it into a pull-chain for a ceiling fan.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Town Crier

I guess our trip was so exciting that it's taken me a whole week to process it all and document it here. I'm going to go with the abridged version here. In fact, I don't think I could even do an unabridged version because the first half of the symposium was like a 747; now that I was on the ground, it was way over my head.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

The Jetlagged

I only told you that I might have boughten one of those SkyMall items to get you to come back. I didn't. But we totally bought three nurse pens with "Los Angeles" written on them for the children as souvenirs. Although we haven't given them to the kids yet. I just don't know if I can part with a writing untensil that has five different colors all in one pen.

Monday, November 15, 2010

The Jetsons

It's been a while since our last chat. And by chat, I mean I'm basically the world's worst listener, so I appreciate you coming back. I know sometimes you can barely get a word in edgewise.

But in all seriousness, back to me.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

The Heartburn, Pt. 2

I think I know what my problem is.

I do fine with CT scans; it's the ultrasounds that put me in a rocking chair staring blankly ahead.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

The Heartburn

Lately, lots of things have been giving me heartburn.

(I will not change my eating habits, no siree. I will eat generic Tums all the live long day.)

Monday, November 1, 2010

Candy Karma

Exactly one year ago, Eve was home after her first chemo treatment and very constipated from the vincristine.