When your tadpole has low blood counts, you don't want them to go out and catch something that will really knock them on their tail. Time to burn some steam inside.
Does this look like she's got the slappy-foot to you?
I think we might have reached some new Vincristine-related toxicity issues with the voice. It sounds like Linda Blair reading for the part of "Possessed Amphibian #2."
(Is webbed-foot a chemo side-effect?)