I'm just gonna throw it out there:
Lots of it.
We're doing it old-school and hosting a bake sale to benefit Team Eve in the Triangle CureSearch Walk. Your body will not absorb the calories because you're doing it for the bald kids.
It's the HEARTS FOR THE HAIRLESS BAKE SALE!
Saturday, February 12th, 9 am - 12:30 pm
100 Shumard Oaks Ln., Apex, NC 27539
Chocolate Chambord Truffles- $15 a dozen, $26 for 2 dozen.
Love at Midnight Chocolate Truffles- $15 a dozen, $26 for 2 dozen
Chocolate-Kissed Brandied Cherries- $6 a dozen, $10 for 2 dozen
Morgan's World-Famous Chocolate Covered Pretzels- $6 a dozen, $10 for 2 dozen
Messy Chef Cupcakes- Red Velvet, Chocolate, and French Vanilla- $15 a 1/2 dozen, $26 dollars for 1 dozen
Email your order to email@example.com or post on the Hearts for the Hairless Bake Sale wall on Facebook.
Look, you're going to need fuel for the walk anyway, right?