I'm going to train for a hike.
I've never hiked before. The closest I've come is peeing in the woods when the port-a-johns were extra-questionable.
I'm telling you this because now that I've put it out there, I have to see it through.
[breaks into cold sweat]
I'll be participating in the Ultimate Hike this fall to benefit CureSearch. You can check out my page here [shameless plug for donations].
Who's gonna join me? Do it for the bald kids, and come pee in the woods with me.