I just want to make sure none of you ask me to cut your hair, because I will freaking buzz your brains out. I make haircuts hurt. And I smile when I do it. And I don't wear make-up.
Thursday, July 19, 2012
Monday, July 9, 2012
please oh Please Oh PLEASE
Natalie's dress rehearsal found me flanked with Thing 1 and Thing 2 who wanted nothing more than to ask me loud questions about the music and ask me louder questions about the Fruit Loops.
(I like to keep generic Fruit Loops in my bag for such occasions as ballets, operas, and that time of day when snack time hits but your window is broken so the Taco Bell drive-thru isn't an option. I probably did lose a few pounds thanks to that window until I just started opening up my door and hanging out to catch my chalupas.)
(I like to keep generic Fruit Loops in my bag for such occasions as ballets, operas, and that time of day when snack time hits but your window is broken so the Taco Bell drive-thru isn't an option. I probably did lose a few pounds thanks to that window until I just started opening up my door and hanging out to catch my chalupas.)
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