Sweet Mother of Cuss.

It's no secret. This hiking thing is kind of a big deal for me because:

1. The last time I have exercised on a regular basis was in high school;

2. My butt is starting to morph from flat, white mom butt to a nondescript less flat shape;

3. I like seeing how many avocados I can go home and shove in my face when I'm done;

4. I really enjoy eating red electrolyte gummies.

Don't you know what causes that??

Yesterday, my friend Mark and I attended the Cornhole for a Cure fundraiser sponsored by the N.O.R. Foundation. The two of us were the only people with matching t-shirts, so people were very intimidated by us, thinking we were some serious cornhole players. As they should have been. Here we are, pointing to the bracket that clearly shows we blew away the first two teams we played against: