Well, that was painless.

THANK YOU to every person who donated to Daniel's St. Baldrick's page! He hit $1,000 in less than three days. If you would like to see what's so incredibly awesome about my son, click here.

(He got the awesome gene from me. It's true; I had him tested.)

Of course, don't let this stop you from donating if you feel the urge. We'll gladly take your money and put it toward important stuff like FarmVille Mafia Wars YoVille FrontierVille SAVING KIDS FROM CANCER. Is there an app for that?

Daniel is about to get the most expensive haircut ever. Too bad his school pictures are tomorrow and I've been letting his hair get all scruffy so as to make the big shave more dramatic. He might look like Shaggy, but I'm not letting him into any Mystery Machine- he's hungry enough as it is.